Saturday, September 10, 2011

things i have (mostly) grown out of

- fear of being wrong

- passive-aggressive Facebook statuses

- drunk texting

- embarrassment when buying condoms or tampons

- any interest in bikini waxing

- self-consciousness about my hearing loss

- the belief that anyone is perfect

- the desire to marry Dawson Leary

- body glitter

1 comment:

Cerulean Bill said...

Not body glitter? Say it ain't so!