4) Suggest for your first date, that she cook for you. This is like asking a dentist out and then asking him or her to take a quick peek at your molars.
3) Talk about how awesome you think the salad-and-breadsticks combo at The Olive Garden is. When you're there, you may be family, but she is not impressed.
2) Call her "the next Rachael Ray." She knows you mean this as a compliment, but can you at least choose someone who doesn't say "yum-o" on national television?
1) Order plain buttered pasta.